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+ROSS: And that’s why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break.
Friends 9.07 - “The One With Ross’ Inappropriate Song”
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JOEY: Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns.ROSS: Really? Sounded like Three Blind Mice.JOEY: Nooo… Three Blind Mice goes like this—ROSS: I swear to God!SANDY: Who’s up for puppets?JOEY: Me! I’m up for puppets!SANDY: Well, please welcome… The Snufflebumps! Who wants to be Mr. Wigglemunch and who’s gonna be the Grumpus?ROSS: Okay, okay… how exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?SANDY: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colors help their cerebral development. The whimsical characters are just for us.JOEY: I wanna be Mr. Wigglemunch!ROSS: Oh my God!SANDY: Well, I guess we know who’s gonna be the Grumpus. [Ross storms off]
Friends 9.06 - “The One With The Male Nanny”
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+JOEY: Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns.
ROSS: Really? Sounded like Three Blind Mice.
JOEY: Nooo… Three Blind Mice goes like this—
ROSS: I swear to God!
SANDY: Who’s up for puppets?
JOEY: Me! I’m up for puppets!
SANDY: Well, please welcome… The Snufflebumps! Who wants to be Mr. Wigglemunch and who’s gonna be the Grumpus?
ROSS: Okay, okay… how exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?
SANDY: Actually studies have shown that the movement and colors help their cerebral development. The whimsical characters are just for us.
JOEY: I wanna be Mr. Wigglemunch!
ROSS: Oh my God!
SANDY: Well, I guess we know who’s gonna be the Grumpus. [Ross storms off]Friends 9.06 - “The One With The Male Nanny”
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marylou | isis2015 | thegellercup | illbethereforu:
+Rachel: Check it out!
Ross: Oh my God! What is it?
Joey: What the hell is that?!
Rachel: It - it’s a cat!
Joey: That is not a cat!
Rachel: Yes, it is!
Ross: Why is it inside out?!Friends 5.21 TOW The Ball
30 DAYS MEME | Day 07 — Favorite tv show
“Impossible to pick just one blah blah blah” Yeah, you know the story.
Let me just say that, I’ll never get tired of Friends.
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thank you Ross,thank you.
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Ross: the original tumblr grammar nazi.
Omg that comment ^
I’m not a grammar nazi or anything but I just can’t understand how people who were born speaking English have these “You’re/Your” problems. It’s just so… easy. And this coming from a person who can barely speak a sentence in English without a grammar mistake.
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+ROSS: Ehh.. I still don’t know. I’m sorry, I just wanna make sure I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, “kids welcome here” but that also says, “come here to me.”
RACHEL: What?! You say that to kids?!
ROSS: No! No no, the “come here to me” is, y’know, for the ladies.
RACHEL: Ross, honey, it’s a nice couch.. it’s not a magic couch.Friends 5.16 - “The One With The Cop”
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+rainydaywomen | sundaystorms | dailyfriends:
Ross: Alright, ready? Turn! Turn! TURN!
Chandler: I don’t think we can turn anymore!
Rachel: Ross, I just don’t think it’s gonna fit!
Ross: Oh yeah it will, come on, up! Up up up! Yes! Here we go, pivot! Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT! PIVOOT! PIVOOOT!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut uuuuuuuuup!5x16 TOW The Cop
