auf wiedersehen

thefaceofbro:

TARDIS, YOU ARE DRUNK

parcequejtmbb:

narcissusroad:

Parks and Recreation | 2x22 Telethon

promentory:

vianegativa:

I do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.

I am gonna start quoting this to cab drivers. They won’t understand me probably but at least they will think I am mad and stop talking to me!

I should just write this on my forehead.

extracting:

Actress in a Leading Role  

Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers | The Black Swan

….And it doesn’t matter, now tell my why!

BECAUSE WE WILL BE TOGETHER.

vianegativa:

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FACE

RAY: We wanted to know if you knew anything about J.Lo being killed.

NATE: Ray, the Battalion Commander offered no sit-rep as to J.Lo’s status.